The VERY Democratic Republic of Jackkland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme God Emperor Hero Omori with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.325 billion Jackklandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Site-19. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jackklandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,282 trillion jackk dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 296,462 jackk dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under, and getting caught with the wrong recipe book can get you locked up for 100 - 500 megaseconds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jackkland's national animal is the Mewo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hero-Omorism.

Jackkland is ranked 2,763^rd in the world and 2^nd in Gunk club for Most Patriotic, with 98.42 flags saluted per person per day.