The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of JACJ is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Jamill Akil Cureton Jr with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.782 billion Jacjians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacifism City. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jacjian economy, worth 560 trillion Jagians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,303 Jagians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JACJ's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Darwinism.

JACJ is ranked 6,210^th in the world and 4^th in Communitas for Most Secular, with 97.88 Atheism Rate.