The Imperial Overseas Territory of IzenV is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Governor Ioruia Valden with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.615 billion Izenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Centre. The average income tax rate is 27.5%.

The strong IzenVian economy, worth 712 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 61,381 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IzenV's national animal is the Lion.

IzenV is ranked 135,938^th in the world and 3,490^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.18 law-abiding acts per hour.