by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most Advanced Defense Forces: 162ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 184thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 255th
The Military Socialist Republic of
Father Knows Best State
The Work of a Nation
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population8.021 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior
FaithItallitopian Orthodox

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.021 billion Itallitopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,888 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 360,132 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Mountain Dewus Junior's desk. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 216,806th in the world and 8,808th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.38 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 162ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 184thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 255thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 342ndHighest Poor Incomes: 408thMost Influential: 620thLargest Black Market: 786thMost Armed: 878thLargest Information Technology Sector: 880thHighest Average Incomes: 1,159thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,891stTop
Largest Governments: 2,484thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,742ndMost Developed: 3,698thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,890thLargest Mining Sector: 4,375thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,376thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,429thSmartest Citizens: 4,576thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,847thHighest Economic Output: 5,112thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,475thRudest Citizens: 6,242ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,301stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,745thMost Cultured: 7,204thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,391stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,101stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,619thTop
Most Inclusive: 13,001stLowest Crime Rates: 14,203rdMost Stationary: 15,402ndMost Secular: 22,326th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 106th in the regionLargest Governments: 135th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 152nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 153rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 163rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 207th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 210th in the regionMost Influential: 215th in the regionMost Developed: 223rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 250th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 250th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 260th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 269th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 320th in the regionRudest Citizens: 331st in the regionMost Stationary: 348th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 356th in the regionMost Cultured: 360th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 401st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 411th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 489th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 754th in the regionMost Inclusive: 770th in the regionLargest Populations: 806th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 331 » Universal State Formula, Yaorozu, Buckerino, Great Bights Mum, Diodone, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Corfad, Sunto, Siwale, Azzarel, Wineclaw, The Austro Germanic Union, Holy Oranz, Felpolandia, Wooleystan, The Bureaucratic Territories, Radicaster, Western Vapia, Necromonia, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Selfgradatude, Cloydicia, Puczovska, Malta Comino Gozo, Moubarakistan, Alice Gardens, SORT, Frances Francis the First of France, British Bayonet, New Lakemba, Pleroma Sans Romans, Panama Coalition, East Supple Lund, Unimaginable Doom, Shibutani, Yukti, Viridiann, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Zeternia, Ethnon, and 281 others.Maott, El Fiji Grande, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, Wilkshire, New Chilokver, The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, Arstungry, Kobagia, AGoodPlace, Votak Matim, United Kahndaq, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Newpromisedland, Humptalumpta, Ice and Tinian, Dreadton, Napnomadia, Bearical, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Acrabinnia, Ninjak30, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, Guer Aike, Joodey, The Sinclarian Provinces, Solmetria, Steampunk Ariel, Haor Chall, Trillius, Astronomical, Soviet Terran, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Republic of New Atlantis, Glurponia, Orado, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Seenvorland, Kingdom Of Manaf, Zyvetskistaahn, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, Freyford, Zokk, Yemet, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Volstokn, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Anungu, Xagill, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, The Endless Eventide, Herzliyya, Vivanco, Vexilia, Nationeer, KhalChicken, Xyrron, The Lancerian Empire, Prevaland, Nisastria, Antiyard, Nistriabar, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nova Arcania, Zecit, Varola, Unshleepd, Lemonbiscuits, Free Nation of Hong Kong, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Solskjar, Khoik, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Paul Pasch, Zzozona, Timothea, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, Prydania, The Calabash Protectorate, Eywaan, Sevinland, Seanat, Simone Republic, Brucklania, Innocentic, Walter Jackson, Solcius, Jovian Knights, Madjack, Pokemanland, East Akra, Kragsgale, Xipher, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Pigeonstan, Eastern Cous Empria, Heilhum Imperius, Krazon, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Railroad Crossing, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Lulubellia, Blackphir, Republica Guilleana, Outer Shenendoah, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Chips and Guac, Liminyj, Animu Place, Hardscrabble, Porotia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Imperial Pieserged, A Salmon Named Harold, Unsophisticate, Kureizen, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Fran Advar, Godwanna, Orogonia, Venicea, Intion North, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Pytong, Testnation223, Figyjharli, Bankowiata, Ozstan, Singamadri, Sanghyeok, PEG, Crusadam, Canineia, Yellops, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, Ellbonnia, The Pleiads, Strongwill, Tvers, Nodnarb, Vlatnia, The Jerichowan Country, Chukstik Illahi, Climeria, Nuronte, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Dacian Freelands, Port Naga, Tachycardia, Darkmondoria, Svenskskit, Star Kingdom, Northern Aughterne, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, Wisconsota, Planes, Muqatil, Confederacy of North America, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Obelias, R libanon, Paradeavenlisian States, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Barabolia, Joevala, Vesteysia, Ibarkla, Gondwanaia, The Republic of Free Peoples, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Folenz, Wapistan, Landfinia, Svenskan, Kromi, Travislavania, Dangine, Nation1812, Siforpeo, Aryan Homeland, Harmonypine, Shotokonia, Tyirza, Super Girl, Galaician Empire, Federal Republic of Genosha, Qurtuba, ForestMythal, Jaxikistan, The holy German 6th Reich, Mon Island, Communist republic of Kaiden, Bramburg, Perikuresu, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Britle, Libvillia, Gafflebag, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Novremia, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Mitropola, Sopernia, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Drueste, Fizban, Andanx, Kinitopia, Card Kingdom, Sahriastan, Lionia, Logovets, Capablanca, Eternal Dominion, Apollo Park, Odasck, Busea Planian, Flauschistan, ROM, Novelestate, Tibus Heth, New Celoveniortan, Nimarya, The Blazeland Administration, Rising Sakura, Pazair, Que Lukustinardon, Tringapore, Zapiron, TyGerria, United Capitalist Provinces, Maiorem Americana, Praeceps, Galbadiana, Palgo, Ravensblast, and Dabarastan.

View Forum posts