The Grant of Italina is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Albano Boeti with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.229 billion Italinans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spadanamiglia. The average income tax rate is 13.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Italinan economy, worth 188 trillion livroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,274 livroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Italina has designated Spadanamiglia as its capital city, Albano Boeti has just been declared ruler of Italina in an international press conference, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and Roman Catholicism has been named as Italina's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Italina's national animal is the Norden hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Italina is ranked 269,495^th in the world and 116^th in Grant for Nudest, with 51.75 cheeks per square mile.