by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 4,191stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30,264th
The Democratic Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Freedom
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Isreail

Population352 million

CapitalTel Aviv

Currencyshekels
Animalgasel

The Democratic Republic of Isreail is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, fear of technology, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, devout population of 352 million Isreailians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tel Aviv. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Isreailian economy, worth 18.3 trillion shekels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,951 shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, and Isreail is renowned for its lax gun laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Isreail's national animal is the gasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Isreail is ranked 210,217th in the world and 5,373rd in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 9.37 Obesity Rate.

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Most Primitive: 4,191stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30,264th
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Most Primitive: 82nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Isreail, Isreail is renowned for its lax gun laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Isreail, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by.
  • : Following new legislation in Isreail, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Isreail was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Hop Skip and a Jump of Tungstan, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Isreail was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Hop Skip and a Jump of Tungstan, infecting 1 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Isreail lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : The Democratic Republic of Democratic Hilemners was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Isreail, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : The Holy Empire of Madddox is Big Justice was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Isreail, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : Following new legislation in Isreail, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Isreail, religious officials are furious after discovering that things made of stone do not burn well at the stake.

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