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Most Influential: 1,497thMost Secular: 3,633rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,977th
The Cutely Rebranded Nation of
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Agathe Fortier
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Population5.949 billion

LeaderAgathe Fortier


The Cutely Rebranded Nation of Islonia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Agathe Fortier with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.949 billion Islonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpina. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islonian economy, worth 610 trillion Hearts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 102,609 Hearts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Alpina, increasing numbers of children in Islonia have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, and survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks. Crime is totally unknown. Islonia's national animal is the Puppy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cutesy.

Islonia is ranked 50,568th in the world and 26th in Thaecia for Largest Populations, with 5.95 billion Capita.

Most Influential: 1,497thTop
Most Secular: 3,633rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,977thBest Weather: 5,403rdNicest Citizens: 5,594thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,705thMost Pacifist: 5,773rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,841stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,982ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,423rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,133rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,137thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,624thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,761stMost Developed: 8,245thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,420thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,618thMost Inclusive: 9,086thHealthiest Citizens: 9,295thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,050thSmartest Citizens: 11,130thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,859thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,486thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,630thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,221stLowest Crime Rates: 15,981stLargest Governments: 16,970thMost Cultured: 17,072ndHighest Poor Incomes: 18,523rdMost Subsidized Industry: 22,131stSafest: 22,544thMost Efficient Economies: 22,709thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,274th
Most Influential: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the region

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