Population | 44.199 billion |
Capital | La Playa |
Leader | Miguel |
Faith | Agnostic Pantheism |
Currency | Kiss |
Animal | Dream Mirror |
The NationStates Ambassador of Islas Miguel is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Miguel with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, devotion to social welfare, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 44.199 billion Islas Miguelians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Administration and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Playa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Islas Miguelian economy, worth an astonishing 16,152 trillion Kisses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 365,447 Kisses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,083,386 per year while the poor average 96,765, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.
Public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Islas Miguel's national animal is the Dream Mirror, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.
Islas Miguel is ranked 7,256th in the world and 173rd in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 2,742.208488041 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Islas Miguel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Islas Miguel was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Islas Miguel was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 329 million infected.
- : Islas Miguel was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 626 million infected.
- : Islas Miguel was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 419 million infected.
- : Islas Miguel was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 737 million infected.
- : Islas Miguel was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 537 million infected.
- : Islas Miguel was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from Liberato populo, curing 1 million infected.
- : Islas Miguel was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 1,075 million infected.
- : Islas Miguel was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Midlands, curing 1,477 million infected.