Population | 9.902 billion |
Capital | Dexal |
Leader | Lýderis Bradford John |
Faith | Dáxlam |
Currency | Dáxlamic Mark |
Animal | Juanan Starfish |
The Dáxlamic Dominion of Isla de Fahnnah is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.902 billion Isla de Fahnnahians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dexal. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Isla de Fahnnahian economy, worth 711 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,839 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, investigative journalism into politicians' misbehaviour has abruptly ended, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla de Fahnnah's national animal is the Juanan Starfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dáxlam.
Isla de Fahnnah is ranked 15,744th in the world and 48th in Declansburg for Nicest Citizens, with 25.23 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Isla de Fahnnah, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
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Isla de Fahnnah, investigative journalism into politicians' misbehaviour has abruptly ended.
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Isla de Fahnnah, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
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Isla de Fahnnah, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
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Isla de Fahnnah, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
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Isla de Fahnnah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
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Isla de Fahnnah, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
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Isla de Fahnnah, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
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Isla de Fahnnah, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
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Isla de Fahnnah, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs.