The Mercurial World of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Your Favorite Weeaboo with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.47 billion Isbjornians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drevesina. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Isbjornian economy, worth a remarkable 6,307 trillion toskovats a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 341,478 toskovats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry, exiled racists are enjoying their retirement in exotic lands, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, and 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani's national animal is the Golden Lion Tamarin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is paganism.

Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is ranked 1,808^th in the world and 30^th in Forest for Largest Governments, scoring 56.82 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.