The Free Land of Ironronlandia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dan Harmon with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.06 billion Post-Aware Millenials live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urban Decay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The powerhouse quirky economy, worth 673 trillion Community Episodes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,084 Community Episodes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 562,316 per year while the poor average 20,378, a ratio of 27.6 to 1.

Companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, and every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ironronlandia's national animal is the Soyjack, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dan Harmon's Story Circle.

Ironronlandia is ranked 309,793^rd in the world and 18,560^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.