The Free Land of Irn Bru Supremacy is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 245 million IrnBruthers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Public Transport, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The IrnBrutherian economy, worth 13.0 trillion Dollarbuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,145 Dollarbuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The only science is political science, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, and drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art. Crime is totally unknown. Irn Bru Supremacy's national animal is the Badger.

Irn Bru Supremacy is ranked 123,760^th in the world and 170^th in Sophia for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 3,067.68 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.