The Please don't tg me for endo of Inven is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Franz Liszt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.619 billion Inv-nians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cr-ativ. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Inv-nian economy, worth a remarkable 3,268 trillion ISDS a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 258,991 ISDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, every week is blindness awareness week, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Franz Liszt is a silly poophead, and you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inven's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is ism.

Inven is ranked 238,751^st in the world and 3,908^th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 43 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.