by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 6,696thMost Conservative: 7,547thMost Income Equality: 15,098th
The Armed Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I invade u, ur mum and ur dad
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.587 billion

AnimalFlying giant massive potato

The Armed Republic of Invadolandia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.587 billion Invadolandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Invadolandian economy, worth 107 trillion Invadolinionerinamabulionosabalioniuns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 23,380 Invadolinionerinamabulionosabalioniuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Invadolandian restaurants, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters, and survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Invadolandia's national animal is the Flying giant massive potato, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Invadolandia is ranked 231,731st in the world and 4th in All Nations Against Liberals for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 25,843 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Authoritarian: 6,696thMost Conservative: 7,547thTop
Most Income Equality: 15,098thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,483rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,440thMost Extreme: 24,155th

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