Population | 7.701 billion |
Capital | Fernandopolis |
Leader | Father-Supreme Fernando |
Currency | geld |
Animal | dragon |
The Enlightened Autocracy of Ing Comashki is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Father-Supreme Fernando with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.701 billion Ing Comashkians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fernandopolis. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Ing Comashkian economy, worth 774 trillion gelds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,506 gelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ing Comashkian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Ing Comashki are famed for their reasonable volume levels, and war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ing Comashki's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Ing Comashki is ranked 25,607th in the world and 1,457th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 84 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ing Comashki, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping.
- : Following new legislation in Ing Comashki, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Ing Comashki are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
- : Following new legislation in Ing Comashki, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs.
- : Following new legislation in Ing Comashki, Ing Comashkian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
- : Following new legislation in Ing Comashki, foreign football clubs wave the Ing Comashkian flag before every game.
- : Ing Comashki was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Ing Comashki, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in Ing Comashki, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
- : Following new legislation in Ing Comashki, the latest political memes depict Father-Supreme Fernando as an overly-choreographed robot.
- : Following new legislation in Ing Comashki, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were.