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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,844thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,326thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,669th
The Enlightened Autocracy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Innovation, Exzellenz
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Ing Comashki

Population7.701 billion

CapitalFernandopolis
LeaderFather-Supreme Fernando

Currencygeld
Animaldragon

The Enlightened Autocracy of Ing Comashki is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Father-Supreme Fernando with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.701 billion Ing Comashkians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fernandopolis. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ing Comashkian economy, worth 774 trillion gelds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,506 gelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ing Comashkian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Ing Comashki are famed for their reasonable volume levels, and war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ing Comashki's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ing Comashki is ranked 25,607th in the world and 1,457th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 84 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,844thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,326thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,669thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,185thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,375thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,803rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,129thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,847thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,131stTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,521stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,576thBest Weather: 17,580thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,702ndHealthiest Citizens: 18,845thLowest Crime Rates: 19,314thSmartest Citizens: 19,498thHighest Food Quality: 19,868thMost Patriotic: 20,207thLargest Governments: 22,710thMost Developed: 22,818thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,559thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,716thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,437thMost Inclusive: 25,584thMost Cultured: 25,607thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,848thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,747th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 110th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 179th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 322nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 793rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 800th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 803rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 816th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 853rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 895th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 908th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,023rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,071st in the regionBest Weather: 1,115th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,187th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,194th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,254th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ing Comashki, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping.
  • : Following new legislation in Ing Comashki, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Ing Comashki are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Ing Comashki, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs.
  • : Following new legislation in Ing Comashki, Ing Comashkian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
  • : Following new legislation in Ing Comashki, foreign football clubs wave the Ing Comashkian flag before every game.
  • : Ing Comashki was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Ing Comashki, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Ing Comashki, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Ing Comashki, the latest political memes depict Father-Supreme Fernando as an overly-choreographed robot.
  • : Following new legislation in Ing Comashki, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were.

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