The Jonkly Donkey of Infinite Crafts is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Der Scherzhafte Jokerwitzen with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.414 billion Infinite Craftsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoekomsoernstiggrond. The average income tax rate is 21.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Infinite Craftsian economy, worth 103 trillion ICS a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,540 ICS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The average video game can be completed over lunch break, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, and burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Infinite Crafts's national animal is the Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Infinite Crafts is ranked 301,065^th in the world and 2^nd in Infinite Crafts for Safest, scoring 7.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.