The Criminal Paradise of Indian Subcontinental Union is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by PM Parminder Singh with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.77 billion Bharatiya are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Indraprasth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bharatiya economy, worth 389 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 220,330 Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The purgative quality of Bharatiya cuisine is known across the globe, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Indraprasth make great practice for foreign snipers, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Indian Subcontinental Union's national animal is the Royal Bengal Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sanatan Dharm.

Indian Subcontinental Union is ranked 305,268^th in the world and 56^th in India for Most Primitive, scoring -363.58 on the Scary Big Number Scale.