The Dictatorship of Independent Federation of Croatia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by National Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.972 billion Croats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis Aryans. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Independent Federation of Croatian economy, worth an astonishing 10,921 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 497,044 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and unpopular scientists are shunned by name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Independent Federation of Croatia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Statism.

Independent Federation of Croatia is ranked 59^th in the world and 2^nd in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 50,459.8 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.