Population | 18.007 billion |
Capital | The Crown |
Leader | Wrel |
Faith | Higby's Hair |
Currency | Bonus Cheque |
Animal | Pubbie |
The Nomadic Peoples of Indarside is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Wrel with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.007 billion Salty Vets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Crown. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Indarsidean economy, worth a remarkable 5,470 trillion Bonus Cheques a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 303,820 Bonus Cheques, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, the recently bereaved have plenty of time to mourn during their incarcerations, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and Wrel has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indarside's national animal is the Pubbie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Higby's Hair.
Indarside is ranked 10,880th in the world and 2nd in Esamir for Most Stationary, with 2,233.5225636002 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Indarside's influence in Esamir fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Following new legislation in Indarside, Wrel has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
- : Following new legislation in Indarside, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in Indarside, the recently bereaved have plenty of time to mourn during their incarcerations.
- : Following new legislation in Indarside, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Indarside, classes at The Crown University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day.
- : Following new legislation in Indarside, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction.
- : Indarside's influence in Esamir rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Indarside was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Indarside, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.