Population | 11.499 billion |
Currency | Shiny Green Things |
Animal | Scorpion |
The Confederacy of Inariagineniy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.499 billion Inariagineniyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Inariagineniyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,592 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 225,485 Shiny Green Things, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 651,149 per year while the poor average 61,949, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.
Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inariagineniy's national animal is the Scorpion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Inariagineniy is ranked 279,089th in the world and 11,472nd in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Inariagineniy, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies.
- : Following new legislation in Inariagineniy, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
- : Following new legislation in Inariagineniy, Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town.
- : Following new legislation in Inariagineniy, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
- : Following new legislation in Inariagineniy, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
- : Inariagineniy was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Inariagineniy, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas.
- : Following new legislation in Inariagineniy, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Inariagineniy, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Inariagineniy, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.