The Republic of Improper Refounder 09 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning cow population. The hard-working population of 3.596 billion Improper Refounder 09ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.7%.

The Improper Refounder 09ian economy, worth 169 trillion florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 47,154 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Improper Refounder 09's national animal is the cow.

Improper Refounder 09 is ranked 139,329^th in the world and 1^st in Golden Eco Friendly for Most Pacifist, with 68.56 cheeks turned per day.