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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,600thLargest Black Market: 9,550thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,370th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
TERRA REGUM IMPERATORUMQUE TOTUM MUNDUM REGET
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Imperial Dispatches

Population7.973 billion

CurrencySovereign
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Empire of Imperial Dispatches is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its national health service, lack of airports, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.973 billion Imperial Dispatchesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 54.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Dispatchesian economy, worth 763 trillion Sovereigns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,721 Sovereigns, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Dispatches's national animal is the Golden Eagle.

Imperial Dispatches is ranked 146,973rd in the world and 89th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Primitive, scoring -71.33 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,600thLargest Black Market: 9,550thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,370thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,903rdMost Stationary: 14,356thMost Devout: 19,739thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,982ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,879thMost Developed: 22,048thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,588th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Imperial Dispatches was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Imperial Dispatches was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Imperial Dispatches published "Wa Honours List, Volume 47, 7 June 2021" (Bulletin: Campaign).
  • : Imperial Dispatches was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Imperial Dispatches was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Imperial Dispatches was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Dispatches, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Dispatches, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Dispatches, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Dispatches, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.

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