The Empire of Imperial American Patriots is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Maximus Steel with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.45 billion Empire of Imperial American Patriotsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial City. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Empire of Imperial American Patriotsian economy, worth 150 trillion US Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 103,684 US Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial American Patriots's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Imperial American Patriots is ranked 23,858^th in the world and 1,088^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,033.69 on the Societal Mobility Rating.