The Fraternal Federation of Ilisseia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vladimir Noah Aiden von Matilda with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 16.751 billion Ilisseians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Illondcamwigburg. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ilisseian economy, worth a remarkable 2,271 trillion Ili Rubles a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,597 Ili Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilisseia's national animal is the Sun Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Noah's Followers.

Ilisseia is ranked 6,531^st in the world and 268^th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 40.05 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.