The State of Ilemi is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 17.274 billion Ilemians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The Ilemian economy, worth 876 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 50,717 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway and Ilemi has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ilemi's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ilemi is ranked 233,390^th in the world and 4^th in Republic of Myanmar for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.59 law-abiding acts per hour.