The Republic of Iephost cards 9 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.886 billion Iephost cards 9ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Iephost cards 9ian economy, worth 605 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,878 florins, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.
Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iephost cards 9's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Iephost cards 9 is ranked 298,347th in the world and 18,562nd in Chicken overlords for Most Secular, with 6.49 Atheism Rate.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 9, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age.
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 9, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 9, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 9, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 9, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 9, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 9, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 9, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft.
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 9, executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins.
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 9, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed.
