The Republic of Iephost cards 5 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.893 billion Iephost cards 5ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 64.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Iephost cards 5ian economy, worth 646 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,168 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iephost cards 5's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Iephost cards 5 is ranked 18,862nd in the world and 25th in Chicken overlords for Highest Average Incomes, with 166,168.89 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 5, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 5, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 5, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 5, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 5, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 5, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 5, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore.
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 5, the government has implemented minimum wage laws.
- : Iephost cards 5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Iephost cards 5, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
