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Most Inclusive: 8,284thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,170thNicest Citizens: 9,291st
The Socialist Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
Trust us, we don't know.
Enochian Council
Influence
Truckler
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Idontknowium

Population3.576 billion

CapitalIdunnsdtadt
LeaderEnochian Council
FaithSecularism

CurrencySkyrim copy
AnimalTodd Howard

The Socialist Federation of Idontknowium is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Enochian Council with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.576 billion Dontkowiums are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idunnsdtadt. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dontkowiumite economy, worth 353 trillion Skyrim copies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 98,775 Skyrim copies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, and people make a career out of medical voyeurism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Idontknowium's national animal is the Todd Howard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Idontknowium is ranked 39,367th in the world and 5th in Noneuropean Union for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 96.2 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Inclusive: 8,284thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,170thNicest Citizens: 9,291stMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,316thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,580thHighest Food Quality: 11,927thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,159thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,676thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,089thTop
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Most Cultured: 15,351stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,859thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,551stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,685thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,768thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,845thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,038thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,204thSmartest Citizens: 18,458thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,488thMost Secular: 18,900thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,563rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,041stMost Income Equality: 21,754thLargest Governments: 23,378thMost Developed: 24,543rdBest Weather: 25,998th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the region

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