Population | 16.919 billion |
Leader | Chairman Ostper Onvorcer |
Currency | Verk |
Animal | cuckoo |
The People's Republic of Iaralnudil is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairman Ostper Onvorcer with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.919 billion Iaralnudilers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Iaralnudilish economy, worth a remarkable 1,403 trillion Verks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,958 Verks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
The voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, they who do not work shall not eat, Iaralnudilish dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Iaralnudil's national animal is the cuckoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Iaralnudil is ranked 339,372nd in the world and 802nd in Concord for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -13.42 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Iaralnudil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Iaralnudil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Iaralnudil, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
- : Following new legislation in Iaralnudil, Iaralnudilish dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them.
- : Following new legislation in Iaralnudil, they who do not work shall not eat.
- : Following new legislation in Iaralnudil, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
- : Iaralnudil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Iaralnudil, Maxxmas is colloquially known as Zombie Day.
- : Following new legislation in Iaralnudil, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
- : Following new legislation in Iaralnudil, the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection.