Population | 6.767 billion |
Currency | Shiny Green Things |
Animal | Dog |
The Matriarchy of Ianaterp is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.767 billion Ianaterpians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ianaterpian economy, worth 752 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,216 Shiny Green Things, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, Ianaterp City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ianaterp's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ianaterp is ranked 18,547th in the world and 1,472nd in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 54.87 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ianaterp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Ianaterp, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
- : Following new legislation in Ianaterp, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled.
- : Following new legislation in Ianaterp, Ianaterp City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel.
- : Following new legislation in Ianaterp, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
- : Ianaterp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Ianaterp, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.
- : Following new legislation in Ianaterp, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
- : Following new legislation in Ianaterp, saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay.
- : Following new legislation in Ianaterp, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.