The Holy Everlasting Apathy of I dunno what is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 829 million indecisive people enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the indecisive capital city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.3%.

The all-consuming indecisive economy, worth 79.6 trillion indecisive currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 96,039 indecisive currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,388 per year while the poor average 24,248, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. I dunno what's national animal is the indecisive animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I dunno what is ranked 65,397^th in the world and 1^st in HVMUN for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,920.19 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.