Population | 12.126 billion |
Capital | Domination City |
Leader | Mistress of All |
Faith | Dominationism |
Currency | Dead Planet |
Animal | Lifeless husk |
The Eternal Queen of I Came I Saw I Dominated is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mistress of All with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.126 billion Peons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Domination City. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Peonic economy, worth 594 trillion Dead Planets a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 49,048 Dead Planets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled Lifeless husk, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be', and libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I Came I Saw I Dominated's national animal is the Lifeless husk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dominationism.
I Came I Saw I Dominated is ranked 258,465th in the world and 5,847th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 15.48035120368 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : I Came I Saw I Dominated's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : I Came I Saw I Dominated was endorsed by The Empire of New French Nation.
- : I Came I Saw I Dominated was endorsed by The Republic of Nation6.
- : I Came I Saw I Dominated was endorsed by The Keyboard Smacking Black Cat of Dakota.
- : I Came I Saw I Dominated was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : I Came I Saw I Dominated was endorsed by The Realm of Empire of Lettuce.
- : I Came I Saw I Dominated was endorsed by The Unforgiving Cold of Arctic Lands.
- : I Came I Saw I Dominated's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : I Came I Saw I Dominated relocated from Warzone Trinidad to The Rejected Realms.
- : I Came I Saw I Dominated was ejected from Warzone Trinidad by The Recently and Habitually Eepy of Robespierrist Regiment I.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 » Arctic Lands, Empire of Lettuce, Dakota, Nation6, and New French Nation.