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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,484thHealthiest Citizens: 2,551stBest Weather: 2,612th
The United Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
When one empire falls, We rise to take its place
Emperor Noel the III
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Hyponichtmallieturam

Population12.923 billion

CapitalWellington
LeaderEmperor Noel the III
FaithTulipism

CurrencyHypon Turam
AnimalCow

The United Empire of Hyponichtmallieturam is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Noel the III with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 12.923 billion Hyponians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyponichtian economy, worth a remarkable 2,198 trillion Hypon Turams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,147 Hypon Turams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyponichtmallieturam's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tulipism.

Hyponichtmallieturam is ranked 107,841st in the world and 1,996th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 22.69 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,484thHealthiest Citizens: 2,551stBest Weather: 2,612thLowest Crime Rates: 2,673rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,086thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,192ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,335thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,682ndMost Developed: 4,170thMost Influential: 4,212thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,462ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,808thLargest Governments: 4,835thHighest Food Quality: 5,262ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,311thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,006thMost Inclusive: 6,172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,174thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,386thSmartest Citizens: 6,767thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,959thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,242ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,514thMost Cultured: 8,574thMost Patriotic: 9,636thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,734thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,882ndHighest Economic Output: 12,034thTop
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Most Secular: 17,295thHighest Average Incomes: 17,664thMost Efficient Economies: 18,947thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,986thMost Income Equality: 22,296thMost Stationary: 23,710thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,964thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30,500th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 63rd in the regionBest Weather: 66th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 75th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 78th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 99th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 99th in the regionMost Developed: 102nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 110th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 115th in the regionMost Inclusive: 125th in the regionLargest Governments: 126th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 130th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 141st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 162nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 164th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 170th in the regionMost Cultured: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 198th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 246th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 250th in the regionMost Patriotic: 271st in the regionMost Stationary: 308th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 366th in the regionMost Secular: 394th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 476th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 521st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 590th in the regionMost Income Equality: 592nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 667th in the region

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