Population | 12.923 billion |
Capital | Wellington |
Leader | Emperor Noel the III |
Faith | Tulipism |
Currency | Hypon Turam |
Animal | Cow |
The United Empire of Hyponichtmallieturam is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Noel the III with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 12.923 billion Hyponians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Hyponichtian economy, worth a remarkable 2,198 trillion Hypon Turams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,147 Hypon Turams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyponichtmallieturam's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tulipism.
Hyponichtmallieturam is ranked 107,841st in the world and 1,996th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 22.69 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hyponichtmallieturam endorsed The Eggdog-Abundant Haven of United States Of Alpha.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam was endorsed by The Eggdog-Abundant Haven of United States Of Alpha.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam endorsed The DemSoc Republic of Bouncepot.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam was endorsed by The DemSoc Republic of Bouncepot.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam endorsed The Community of Lumiere du Premier.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam was endorsed by The F1 2015 Veteran of TescoPepsi.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam was endorsed by The Community of Lumiere du Premier.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam endorsed The Theodemocracy of Saletonia.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam was endorsed by The Theodemocracy of Saletonia.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam endorsed The Unforgiving Cold of Arctic Lands.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 54 » Panormia, Razorback, Nation of Urie, Emeseses, Perfect Sublime Masters, Rubian Empire, Farrakhan, TorNaGul, Andromeda Islands, New Anarchisticstan, Arinteriswith, Super Mega Awesome, Singu1arity, Nyogatene, Allwarts, Saavir Yuvon, Federated Ugasque Countries, Chocolatistan, Xenial, Iskusia, Falangist Quebec, Regione Calabria, Lux Prima, Nadarena, Syndicasia, Masters86, Moloto Japan, Angbhand, Elaribel, Alcrestia Liakar, Sealand newam, Llanfyrhall, Of the drug addicts, Golexald, Three Galaxies, Japan2662, Inclement Space, Orcuo, Secluse, Mad Jack Is Rejected, Toerana, Panthalasa Empirivm, United Calanworie, ThePerfectSociety, The Daeldo Empire, Alymurh, Courage Caverns, Neo Imperial America, Arctic Lands, Saletonia, and 4 others.Lumiere du Premier, TescoPepsi, Bouncepot, and United States Of Alpha.