The Socialist Kingdom of Huks Gares is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Isaac with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.248 billion Hukians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Huks Garsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,759 trillion Gold Bars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Retail, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 108,282 Gold Bars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 531,351 per year while the poor average 12,629, a ratio of 42.1 to 1.

All prisons have been eliminated, you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs, the new intercity submarine SSN Bat Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers, and perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Huks Gares's national animal is the Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Huks Gares is ranked 6,194^th in the world and 13^th in United Kingdom for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 13,242.71 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.