The Total Lack of Hue Manatee is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Your Mom with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, feral children, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.865 billion Peeps live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, with Social Policy, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of I Never Asked For This. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Hue Manateean economy, worth a remarkable 2,281 trillion Whatcha got on yas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 177,362 Whatcha got on yas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 516,640 per year while the poor average 48,139, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Emojis are the soul of wit, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, bike rage is all the rage, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hue Manatee's national animal is the Manatee duh, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hue Manatee is ranked 329,047^th in the world and 287^th in Forest for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -26.61 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.