The Puppet that is Fun of Horustion is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Horus with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 5.738 billion Horustionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Horustionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,003 trillion Horus Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,910 Horus Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, typing Horus's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Horustion's national animal is the Mighty Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Egyptology.

Horustion is ranked 28,755^th in the world and 22^nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Governments, scoring 27.39 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.