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Honeydewistania was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 350
Largest Retail Industry: 109thHighest Crime Rates: 146thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 152nd
The Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Screw 🤢 domestic 🏡 violence 🔪 we 😳 going 🌏 global 😎😎💯💯
Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Honeydewistania

Population7.643 billion

CapitalHoneydewopolis
LeaderPrime Minister Nicholas Mellor
Faithphony Beatlemania

Currencyhusk
Animalsheep

The Dictatorship of Honeydewistania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.643 billion Honeydewistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,101 trillion husks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 274,933 husks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,546,471 per year while the poor average 2,840, a ratio of 896 to 1.

Concussed sheepball players cannot remember their lineup position, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is phony Beatlemania.

Honeydewistania is ranked 146,534th in the world and 5,515th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 609.66 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 109thHighest Crime Rates: 146thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 152ndMost Armed: 157thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 174thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 190thLargest Gambling Industry: 227thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 257thFattest Citizens: 269thMost Avoided: 278thMost Secular: 281stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 292ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 399thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 448thRudest Citizens: 485thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 505thMost Valuable International Artwork: 630thHighest Disposable Incomes: 804thMost Efficient Economies: 922ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,028thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,075thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,250thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,295thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,493rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,988thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,682ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,472ndNudest: 4,561stLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,578thHighest Economic Output: 7,818thTop
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Most Influential: 13,752ndMost Pro-Market: 19,176thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,643rdHighest Drug Use: 20,016thLargest Black Market: 20,826th
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 54th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 112th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 137th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 140th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 211th in the regionNudest: 229th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 295th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 300th in the regionMost Influential: 371st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 385th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 819th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, concussed sheepball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, there'll be no comeback tour for many former boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, Prime Minister Nicholas Mellor claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, smog in Honeydewopolis is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters.

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