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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,646thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,347thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,076th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Left-wing Utopia
Goat is Good
Influence
Eminence Grise
Governor
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Holy Mountain Brewing Company

Population7.605 billion

Currencydollar
Animalgoat

The Nomadic Peoples of Holy Mountain Brewing Company is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.605 billion Holy Mountain Brewing Companyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Mountain Brewing Companyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,121 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 147,412 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homophobia is off the menu, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, Holy Mountain Brewing Companyian diplomacy is by the book, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Mountain Brewing Company's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Holy Mountain Brewing Company is ranked 35,093rd in the world and 1st in Great Breweries of the PNW for Most Stationary, with 1,281.0614023424 days.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,646thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,347thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,076thNicest Citizens: 4,083rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,407thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,784thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,248thHighest Food Quality: 5,364thMost Inclusive: 5,409thHealthiest Citizens: 5,654thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,857thMost Developed: 5,875thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,313thMost Pacifist: 6,321stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,340thBest Weather: 6,448thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,657thMost Cultured: 6,694thSmartest Citizens: 6,789thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,970thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,055thSafest: 7,462ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,984thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,994thLargest Governments: 8,569thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,176thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,468thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,453rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,223rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,961stMost Rebellious Youth: 12,777thMost Secular: 14,325thTop
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Nudest: 16,323rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,436thMost Income Equality: 16,730thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,198thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,713thMost Efficient Economies: 19,696thHighest Average Incomes: 23,159thHighest Economic Output: 25,933rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 28,920th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Holy Mountain Brewing Company, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Mountain Brewing Company, Holy Mountain Brewing Companyian diplomacy is by the book.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Mountain Brewing Company, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Mountain Brewing Company, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Mountain Brewing Company, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Mountain Brewing Company, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Mountain Brewing Company, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Mountain Brewing Company, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Mountain Brewing Company, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy Mountain Brewing Company, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.

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