The Grand Kingdom of Holy Land Of Germania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Enlightened Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.36 billion Germanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Counties of Ditmarschen and Holnis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Germanian economy, worth 601 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,227 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, serial killers are the country's biggest import, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns, and owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Land Of Germania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Reformed Paganism.

Holy Land Of Germania is ranked 289,739^th in the world and 7^th in World of Lostoria for Most Primitive, scoring -229.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.