Population | 6.156 billion |
Capital | Vatican |
Leader | Emmanuel de Sousa Magnus |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Fania |
Animal | Dragon |
The Royal Holy Empire of Holy federacion is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emmanuel de Sousa Magnus with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 6.156 billion Holy federacionians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatican. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Holy federacionian economy, worth 925 trillion Fanias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,284 Fanias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", and street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy federacion's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Holy federacion is ranked 24,531st in the world and 47th in United Kingdom for Highest Average Incomes, with 150,284.59 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Holy federacion, street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations.
- : Holy federacion changed its national leader to "Emmanuel de Sousa Magnus".
- : Following new legislation in Holy federacion, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
- : Following new legislation in Holy federacion, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in Holy federacion, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
- : Following new legislation in Holy federacion, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it.
- : Following new legislation in Holy federacion, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police.
- : Holy federacion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Holy federacion, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
- : Following new legislation in Holy federacion, televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees.