The Royal Holy Empire of Holy federacion is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emmanuel de Sousa Magnus with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 6.156 billion Holy federacionians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatican. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holy federacionian economy, worth 925 trillion Fanias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,284 Fanias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", and street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy federacion's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Holy federacion is ranked 24,531^st in the world and 47^th in United Kingdom for Highest Average Incomes, with 150,284.59 Standard Monetary Units.