The United commune of america of Holy autism empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by comarde Brian with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.782 billion Holy autism empireans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of new moscow. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holy autism empirean economy, worth 257 trillion holy dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 144,597 holy dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Holy autism empire, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, water fights now end with thousands dead, and new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy autism empire's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Autism god worship center.

Holy autism empire is ranked 127,802^nd in the world and 5,377^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 548.34 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.