The Constitutional Monarchy of Holnaleys is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 841 million Holnaleysians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mauá. The average income tax rate is 40.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Holnaleysian economy, worth 36.8 trillion holnas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,712 holnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holnaleys's national animal is the Blue Macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Holnaleys is ranked 99,569^th in the world and 67^th in Blue Ridge for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,488.66 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.