The Dictatorship of Holiani is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.032 billion Holianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The strong Holianian economy, worth 445 trillion Yuriums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,782 Yuriums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is now proudly cholera-free, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, 90% of active duty HAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Holiani's new capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holiani's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Holiani is ranked 52,160^th in the world and 4^th in All Nations Against Liberals for Most Extreme, scoring 26.81 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.