His majestys most loyal kangaroos
| Population | 16.305 billion |
| Capital | La terra de Cangurs lliures |
| Leader | His majesty High king Bruce kangaroo |
| Faith | Atheism |
| Currency | Kangaroo pound |
| Animal | kangaroo |
The Kingdom of His majestys most loyal kangaroos is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by His majesty High king Bruce kangaroo with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.305 billion His majestys most loyal kangaroosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La terra de Cangurs lliures. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient His majestys most loyal kangaroosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,385 trillion Kangaroo pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,286 Kangaroo pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
The legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of His majestys most loyal kangaroosian Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. His majestys most loyal kangaroos's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
His majestys most loyal kangaroos is ranked 305,271st in the world and 376th in United Kingdom for Most Primitive, scoring -363.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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His majestys most loyal kangaroos was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from 
The Empire of Ebonnium, killing 1 million zombies and restoring to an undecided nation!
- : His majestys most loyal kangaroos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : His majestys most loyal kangaroos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Zombies.
- : His majestys most loyal kangaroos was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Clean land, infecting 275 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : His majestys most loyal kangaroos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : His majestys most loyal kangaroos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : His majestys most loyal kangaroos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : His majestys most loyal kangaroos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : His majestys most loyal kangaroos published "Contractarianism" (Bulletin: News).
- : His majestys most loyal kangaroos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and Highest Poor Incomes.
