The Man who goes by the name of Hiriaurtung Arororugul is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Hiriaurtung Arororugul with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.115 billion Hiriaurtung Arororugulians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hiriaurtung Arororugulian economy, worth a remarkable 4,352 trillion one in his wallets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,428 one in his wallets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 987,483 per year while the poor average 5,021, a ratio of 196 to 1.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Hiriaurtung Arororugul's national animal is the horse he rode in on, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tengriism.

Hiriaurtung Arororugul is ranked 339,103^rd in the world and 29^th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -12.65 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.