The Kingdom of Hiberios is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.594 billion Hiberiosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hiberiosian economy, worth 78.3 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Gambling. Average income is 49,119 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hiberios's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hiberios is ranked 258,269^th in the world and 12^th in The Imperial Union of Order States for Largest Black Market, with 112 billion Standard Monetary Units.