Population | 6.658 billion |
Capital | The Palace |
Leader | Omar Husann |
Faith | Omar Husann |
Currency | Gold |
Animal | Wolf |
The Empire of Heltan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Omar Husann with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.658 billion Heltanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Palace. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Heltanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,077 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall, the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room", the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, and EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heltan's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Omar Husann.
Heltan is ranked 72,871st in the world and 1,305th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 27.01 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Heltan was endorsed by The F1 2015 Veteran of TescoPepsi.
- : Heltan was endorsed by The Unforgiving Cold of Arctic Lands.
- : Heltan was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Courage Caverns.
- : Heltan endorsed The United States of Neo Imperial America.
- : Heltan was endorsed by The United States of Neo Imperial America.
- : Heltan endorsed The Iɱαɠιɳαɾყ Cσυɳƚɾყ of New Anarchisticstan.
- : Heltan was endorsed by The Iɱαɠιɳαɾყ Cσυɳƚɾყ of New Anarchisticstan.
- : Heltan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Heltan was endorsed by The Communist Campus of Chocolatistan.
- : Heltan endorsed The Ooooh what does this button do!? Channeling the inner DeeDee from Dexter's laboratory, now with mod powers and additional buttons to explore and push! of United Calanworie.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 » Orcuo, Mad Jack Is Rejected, Angbhand, Toerana, Andromeda Islands, United Calanworie, Chocolatistan, New Anarchisticstan, Neo Imperial America, Courage Caverns, Arctic Lands, and TescoPepsi.