The Kingdom of Hellish Nations is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 369 million Hellish Nationsians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.

The thriving Hellish Nationsian economy, worth 29.4 trillion hellcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 79,764 hellcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

White strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous", nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hellish Nations's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Hellish Nations is ranked 151,882^nd in the world and 6^th in The Indian Federation for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,465.05 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.