The Shreks Factbook Formatting of Heisenstan is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.341 billion Drug Dealers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.

The strong illicit economy, worth 248 trillion Methamphetamines a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is 57,176 Methamphetamines, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 183,898 per year while the poor average 13,464, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Reddish-brown is the new black, those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed, parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Heisenstan's national animal is the Chicken.

Heisenstan is ranked 130,169^th in the world and 152^nd in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,405.73 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.