The Empire of Heiliges Bayern reich is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 269 million Heiliges Bayern reichians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Heiliges Bayern reichian economy, worth 2.55 trillion B Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 9,472 B Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no such thing as a safe bet, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power, and photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heiliges Bayern reich's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Heiliges Bayern reich is ranked 290,890^th in the world and 1,183^rd in Europe for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -6.78 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.